Random Question

Wish they limited the text entry of the random question to 150 characters, I found out after I wrote a book :-P. Nothing earth shattering, but I figured since I already bothered to type it all out I'll be darned if I don't post the full answer.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Sharpen the end of the slinky on the side of the well. (This better be a metal slinky or I'll be eating goat steaks and shouting myself hoarse for help). Shear off the goat's hair and braid a rope. This rope with miraculously be long enough to escape, strong enough to support me carrying the poor naked creature, and catch on something outside the well so I can climb out.